Hand-made Object selection
Grasses
Woven in genuine organic Norfolk silage.
© Simon West 2026
Penny whistle
Forged with legal tender copper. (Approx value £1.20.)
© Simon West 2026
Bulbs
Incandescent light bulbs preserving plant bulbs of unknown origin.
© Simon West 2026
(Small in Stature) Tribesman's Spear Tools
Amazon 1946
Carved in Rain Forest Ply and glazed with vine fruit.
© Simon West 2026
Cheddar Souvenir
Vintage grated dairy suspended in protective trinket globe.
© Simon West 2026
Vulgarian Toby Jug
With appropriate parochial adornment.
© Simon West 2026
Photo Gallery
Date (date not given)
With Authentic dried fruit expression.
© Simon West 2026
Painted Nails
Sinister Maud McSweeny's Beauty Parlour.
© Simon West 2026
Scales
Featuring aquatic ballast.
© Simon West 2026
Souvenir Spoon
Displaying virulent attack from creative woodworm.
© Simon West 2026
Pick-Up-Sticks
With soiled pick-me-up statements.
© Simon West 2026
Assembled then partially disassembled object archive.
© Simon West 2026